woke up with the sun in my eyes
said it's gonna be a good day for payin my taxes on time
and other adult stuff to do with my hands
like droppin off the kids at school
shortly followed by an hour of dropping them off at the pool
i had too much coffee, i swear i'm fine

say goodbye to the wife
and head off to the work
but i don't work on mondays
i think she's onto me
i think i might be into that
keep the secret alive just to get through the week
it's the hole i dug myself in
dig it deeper dig it deeper dig it
mmmm

scrabble night at janet and mark's
savin up for a good one
droppin the x like it's hot
i don't even know who i am anymore
gettin tipsy off white wine and racy jokes
eating money and triscuits
kids outside doing kid shit
don't even risk it, it could be worse

aliens don't exist
if they did i would quit
submit myself for abduction
middle-aged balding white man
perfect for earthly inspection
better than what's around
if i could just skip town
that's out of the question now
i'm sick of deceiving i'm sick of the skeletons
sick of the scent but

i'll tough it out til i die cuz i ain't no quitter
i'll swallow my pride cuz i ain't no spitter

i feel pretty great
as long as i feel pretty great
as long as i feel pretty straight
as long as i feel pretty great

they couldn't know what's
what's happening at mark's house
what's happening at mark's house
what's happening at mark's house
what's happening at john's house
what's happening at matthew's house
what's happening at luke's house
especially luke's house